So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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