So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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