I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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