They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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