ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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