Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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