DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
