Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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