Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The best revenge is premature balding
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i think i just lost a toe
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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