whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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