Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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