Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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