One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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