It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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