Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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