Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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