Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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