real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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