so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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