There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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