I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
