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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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