how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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