I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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