Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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