we're blogging at a bar
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
