just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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