ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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