I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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