This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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