eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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