i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
