Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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