I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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