The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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