singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
ok first of all what the fuck
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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