i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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