how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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