You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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