Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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