Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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