just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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