so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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