just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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