Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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