We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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