Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize