She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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