The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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