how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
