He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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