Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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