I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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