i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.