I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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