Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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