I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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