this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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